Seeing Life Through the Eyes of Kids
Instructions on Life

Never trust a dog to watch your food. -- Patrick, Age 10
When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents. -- Matthew, Age 12
Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching. -- Andrew, Age 9
Wear a hat when feeding seagulls. -- Rocky, Age 9
Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning. -- Stephanie, Age 8
Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. -- Rosemary, Age 7
Don't flush the john when your dad's in the shower. -- Lamar, Age 10
Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when your parents are doing taxes. -- Carrol, Age 9
Never bug a pregnant mom. -- Nicholas, Age 11
Don't ever be too full for dessert. -- Kelly, Age 10
When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. -- Heather, Age 16
Never tell your mom her diet's not working. -- Michael, Age 14
Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. -- Joel, Age 12
When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. -- Alyesha, Age 13
The two places you can always feel safe is church and your grandma's. ---Becky, Age 8

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