You Know You're Too Stressed When
- You can achieve
a "runners high" by sitting up.
- The sun is too loud.
- You are missing several
days from this week.
- Trees begin to chase
you.
- You can see individual
air molecules vibrating.
- You wonder if brewing
is "really" a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.
- You say the same sentence
over and over again, not realizing that you've said it before.
- You can hear mimes.
- Things become "very
clear." Everything is
"very clear, indeed."
- You ask the drive-thru
attendant if you can get your order to go.
- Your heart beats
in 7/8 time.
- You and reality file
for divorce.
- You say the same sentence
over and over again, not realizing that you've said it before.
- It appears that people
are speaking to you in binary code.
- You can travel without
moving.
- Antacid tablets become
your sole source of nutrition.
- You discover the aesthetic
beauty of office supplies.
- You begin to talk to
yourself, then disagree about the subject, get into a nasty tiff
over it, lose, and refuse to speak to yourself for the next day.
- You say the same sentence
over and over again, not realizing that you've said it before
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