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One good turn gets most of the blanket
Life is uncertain, eat dessert first
Dogs believe they are humans. Cats believe they are God.
My Karma ran over your Dogma
Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Out of Body. Back in five minutes.
Just because you're smart doesn't mean the other guy is stupid.
Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Life is God's way of preserving meat.
I put the 'fun' in dysfunctional
Baroque(adj.): When you are out of Monet
Life is a bitch but some of the puppies are cute.

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