A Little Office Prayer

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they p----d me off...

And also
Help me to be careful
Of the toes I step on today as they
May be connected to the hind end
That I may have to kiss tomorrow...!

Amen

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